chili

For Labor Day, I went to a bbq in which all they grilled were hamburgers. I try not to eat hamburgers whenever possible, so I abstained and stuck to fruits and salads instead. I was starving by the time I got to my friends' house, but it was all worth it because there they grilled everything but hamburgers ... hot dogs, steak, chicken, corn on the cob, and zucchini.

I love chili dogs. I showed someone this picture and this was the conversation that followed:

J: you overdid it with the chili
Me: oh, that's not my plate
J: who's plate is it?
Me: chili
(pause)
Me: oh, i mean [actual person's name]