Tuesday, May 17, 2005
detaching
On Sunday, my brothers went swimming and inadvertently left the screen door open, allowing a lizard to enter the house. Gross. It remained safe until today when my mom saw it standing motionless in the family room. She said it was big--about 10-12" (I don't know how lizard stories compare to fish stories). She was holding my brothers' textbooks at the time and decided that she couldn't let this opportunity pass, that she had to sacrifice one of the books (those were her exact words). She took my brother's math book and whacked the lizard. Some of its guts splattered on the book. The lizard landed on its back and my mom grabbed one of the bricks she had prepared just for this situation. She explained to me that she had been waiting for that lizard to come out of hiding and when the time came, she couldn't spend it looking for something to throw. After she hit the lizard's body with the brick, its body broke into two pieces. Its detached tail flipped and wiggled sporatically. My mom put a brick on the tail and confirmed it dead. She was very thankful that she caught the lizard on a platic mat rather than the carpet. That should make clean-up a whole lot easier.
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i lizard came through our playroom many years ago. it was big, powerful, and colorful. scary really. good thing my brother (who loves those reptiles) was home to deal with it...
but wow, your mom is BRAVE!! just hearing you describe what happened makes me cringe! i can't imagine a lizard... in bits... in my house. ack! and yes... glad it was plastic... but still! eeks!
your brother will get to tell a great "tale" when people see his textbook in class!
R.I.P. lizard :(
ok...I'm still one blog post away from "sucking out the fat" and the plucking white hair story has already been out-grossed.
Your mom sure is bloodthirsty. Why didn't it occur to her to catch the lizard and toss it outside? Why not keep a box handy for such occasions? Why BRICKS???
an unsuccessful attempt was made to capture the lizard the day it entered the house. why bricks? i guess because they are heavy enough to crush a small reptile, but light enough for a human to pick up and drop. it is unfortunate that an innocent animal had to die. i'll take your suggestion to mission control.
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